glaucousAnonymous (GA): types KIND of IN iAMbic PENtamEter BUT not REALly

astrologicalGirl (AG):

neve r touche da compute brfore

codeChanger (CC):

Basically Talks Like Kanaya Maryam (Is Not Kanaya, Has Nothing To Do With Kanaya)

artsandCrafts (AC): Perfect syntax.

garGar (GG):

wHATEVE-r tH-e hEL-l tHI-s i-s

angryAlien (AA): FFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

theCongresswoman (TC): all lowercase occasional mispellings no punctuation "lmao" a lot

tulipsandAzaleas (TA):

yay! yay! uses this emoticon =^._.^= quite a bit

cinemaGeek (CG): oooh mm ygaw ddyoru wors thsn AG.

textilesArecool (TA): Perfect syntax.

totallyTomorrow (TT): lowercase, a lot of sarcasm -_-